AFTER 73 YEARS OF KICKING ASSES ALL OVER THE PLACE...

SPARKS STILL OWN

I am a suburban homeboy with a suburban ho right by my side
She's known as Miss Missy Tannenbaum and she's one freak bitch, ain't no lie
She's from the projects in St. Tropez
She looks like Iverson in a way
She yo yo's me and I yo yo her back
And I'm a suburban homeboy
(mp3)

thanks to my bro phil for letting me host the file

Booty

Pirate's Booty!

also a good snack item.

DJ QUALLS

i just saw dj qualls at the jewel on ashland. he looked really hungover and had bed-head and he was trying to determine what bag of chips was cheapest.

gainsbourg

been obsessing over this song lately
and this one

this one is also real good

BURNING MAN

I really want to go to burning man but I can't ride my unicycle that far. Especially not in my unitard.

Assault of the Party Nerds 2

we're so casual these datys

what happened?